Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) - Steve Martin (Roxanne), Michael Caine (Miss Congeniality), Glenne Headly (Don Jon);  Two con-men compete over turf in Mediterranean-coast France.

I have always had a weak spot for confidence movies... Ocean's 11, Now You See Me, etc.  For me,

The November Man (2014)

The November Man (2014) -  Pierce Brosnan, Luke Bracey, Olga Kurylenko, Bill Smitrovich.

Retired CIA operative Peter Devereaux is called back into action to extract a former love from Russia.  When the operation falls apart, he uncovers something even deeper that could have global implications.

Call this movie the "Bourne" movie for the crowd that's old enough to remember Remington Steele.  Spycraft, intrigue, and digital thievery.  Deals with shady characters that might be friends one minute, enemies the next.

Taken 3 (2014)

Taken 3 (2014) - Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen, Forest Whitaker, Maggie Grace - The franchise continues when tragedy means Bryan has to go off-grid not only to protect his daughter, but prove his innocence.

Taken 3 is a slight departure from the previous two films.  As my husband said as the previews were rolling, "Who has he got left that they can kidnap?"  The writers must have had the same thought...

V/H/S (2012)

V/H/S  (2012) - Four criminal youths break into a house to find a rare VHS tape that will bring them a big payday.  As they check out the murderous and creepy collection to find the tape they want, they discover this job was more than they bargained for.

Wasn't the "found footage" movie style pretty much over by 2012?  If you're a fan of the style, you

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) PG-13 -  Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence

While this movie is a thinly veiled attempt to continue the X-men franchise with the "baby X-men" AND include fan-favorite Hugh Jackman, that doesn't make it any less of a thrill.

I will admit, I have not read any of the books.  At all.  I'm more of a Witchblade/Wonder Woman kind of gal.  So if I'm ignorant of the mythos here, and it shows, you'll have to forgive me.

Looper (2012) R

Looper (2012) R -  Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt - Be aware, there will be spoilers in this review.

My first viewing of this movie was an event, for me.  I'd seen trailers, small behind-the-scenes bits, and interviews related to the movie for a long time before it was released.  Our situation is such that we rarely, rarely get to go out to the movies.  As much as I wanted to see this in theaters, we didn't...

About Time (2014)

About Time (2014) R - Domhnall Gleeson (Unbroken), Rachel McAdams (Sherlock Holmes) Timothy discovers on his 21st birthday that the men in his family can travel through time.

A thoroughly charming movie, this is part romantic comedy, and part drama.  Considering the fact

Retroactive (1997)

Retroactive (1997) R - Jim Belushi (K-9), Frank Whaley (Career Opportunities) and Kylie Travis star in this sci-fi story about a small-town Texas grifter and the off-duty police psychologist who accidentally travel through time.

This used to be one of my top-five time travel movies, but it has moved down the list slowly but surely over the years.  Maybe it's because Belushi's broad caricature of a rural Texas hick has started

Time-Bender Week 1

Welcome to the first annual Time-Bender week here on Knitter's Media Review!  The week of my birthday every year I'll do a rundown of the best and the worst in time-bender movies... time-travel, alternate timelines, alternate realities and more.  The first recap and review is coming up shortly, so check your watch and calendar and hang on!

The House at the End of Time (2013)

The House at the End of Time (2013) NR - A woman moves back into her mysterious and possibly haunted house after doing thirty years in prison for murdering her husband and being implicated in the disappearance of her son.

"Look carefully at my face.  Listen to my voice."

This movie is in Spanish, so right away, this is not a good fit for my knitting needs, as I am not fluent.  But in every other way, it is my perfect fit.  It has lighthearted moments of childhood

That Guy... Who Was In That Thing (2012)

That Guy... Who Was In That Thing (2012) TV-14 - A documentary showcasing several actors whom you may not know by name, but you know their faces.

That Guy... is an interview-style documentary.  These actors talk about their successes and failures, what it's like to be in the business, their day jobs, and their families.

All Relative (2014)

All Relative (2014) NR - When Harry, played by Jonathan Sadowski (Live Free or Die Hard), meets Grace, played by Sara Paxton (The Last House on the Left (2009)) at a bowling alley, he's positive he hasn't got a shot.  He hooks up with Maren (Connie Nielsen, Devil's Advocate), an older woman who encourages him to text Grace and ask her out.  When Grace takes Harry up to her parents' house for the weekend to meet her dad before he interviews at dad's architectural firm, a surprising twist might ruin the whole thing.

That is really hard to synopsize without sounding like a fool or giving away any surprises.  Honestly, it's not much of a surprise, as you can see it coming from a mile away, but I'll do what I can.

The Colony (2013)

The Colony (2013) NR - Years after man-made weather control systems froze the entire surface of the Earth, a band of survivors struggle to stay alive in an underground bunker.  When they receive a mysterious SOS from a sister colony, what they discover there is a bigger threat than the cold.

The Colony has a pretty stellar cast spinning a yarn that could be considered a doomsday prepper's wet dream.  Lawrence Fishburne (The Signal) is Briggs, a former soldier who saw command break

Atari: Game Over (2014)

Atari: Game Over (2014) NR -  A documentary detailing the search for the E.T. video game dumping grounds of urban legend, the history of some of the people behind the game, and the gaming enthusiasts who join in the quest.

Thinking back on what must have been Christmas 1974, I remember a relative getting "Pong" or something very much like it.  For some reason I don't know (possibly this was during one of my grandfather's heart attacks) I was spending Christmas with an aunt and her very large extended

Homefront (2013)

Homefront (2013) R - A self-retired DEA undercover agent named Broker (Jason Statham, The Transporter) moves up to his recently-deceased wife's home town in search of a quiet life for him and his daughter.  But when he's drawn to the attention of a local meth manufacturer, his idyllic life starts to get complicated.

Not quite your typical "rednecks mess with the wrong new guy in town" flick, Homefront is about making choices, escalating a problem when you don't need to, and defense of home and family.

Interstellar (2014)

Interstellar (2014) PG-13 - Former engineer and test pilot turned farmer Cooper (Matthew McConaughey, A Time to Kill) goes into space to save a dying Earth.

I discovered something new about myself watching this film... I will never be a candidate for space travel.  It started with Gravity, and I thought it was just a fluke of timing.  But ten minutes into space

Carrie (2013) R

Carrie (2013) R - Telekinetic girl wreaks havoc on her class prom when a practical joke goes too far.

I'm not sure you'd call this a remake of the 1976 film, as this was closer to the original source material, the novel "Carrie" by Stephen King.  There were updates to bring it into the modern age with cell phones and the posting of videos, but otherwise the plot was closer.  The body of the picture was excellent, with Chloe Grace Moretz (Kickass) capturing that feeling of being a teenager on the outside of the mainstream perfectly.  Julianne Moore (Children of Men) as Ms. White, with her religious mania and other mental problems of self-harm and abusive behavior was frighteningly realistic.

It was when the pig's blood dropped at the prom that things got bizarre, and not in a "there's some classic Stephen King" kind of bizarre.

Book Review Friday

The Complete Guide to Spinning Yarn: Techniques, Projects, and Recipes - Somewhere in the back of my mind I am fully expecting my Kindle and iPad to stop functioning eventually.  Whether this is a result of old age and living on a fixed income and can't afford to replace expensive gadgets, or the result of the zombie apocalypse, I have not stopped buying paper books.  I am especially fond of books detailing old-world methods of doing things, particularly things that require no electricity, such as food preservation or making clothes.  If that makes me a "prepper", I guess I'm a prepper.

I mean, if the world as we know it ended tomorrow, would you know how to dress a wound, treat a bee sting, or knit continental style without being able to search for a goddamn YouTube video?

I am a self-taught spinner.  I got a lovely Kromski spinning wheel quite a few birthdays back, and while I can put out a decent yarn, I never really felt I knew quite what I was doing.  Other women talk about treadle counts, replicating results over several bobbins, and I was in despair because I mostly just wing it as I go.  I was hoping this book would teach me actual, reproducible techniques that would help me create exactly the yarn I want consistently.

While this book covers a LOT of area in spinning yarn, it doesn't do so in very much detail.  It's a thin book of 144 pages, a lot of which is filled with large color pictures and some charts.  While the color pictures are nice, and very helpful for a visual learner, I was disappointed that it didn't seem to give much practical advice for getting consistent results.  You try counting your number of treadles per inch when that inch could happen in three seconds or thirty, depending on what's going on with your fiber.

Maybe it's the way my brain works, but I did not find this volume very helpful.  It felt more like a teaser for a much more in-depth book.  The recipes in the back for various yarns are more dependent on color changes than anything, so if you don't feel like dying your fiber (or spending a fortune on pre-dyed fiber exactly like it) that portion is not very helpful either.

This would be a good book for a beginning spinner who maybe has their own drop spindle but is wondering whether to take the plunge and buy their own wheel.  In that sense, it gives you a good idea of whether you'd enjoy wheel spinning, and it does have a handy section on drop spindle spinning.

For a slightly advanced amateur, like myself, this was a disappointment.  I find it far from "complete".  Three out of five stars.

Devil (2010) PG-13

Devil (2010) PG-13 - Five strangers in a stuck elevator, and one of them could be the devil.

M. Night Shyamalan gets a lot of flak since "The Village".  Most people either love or hate his movies. I judge each one on its own individual merits, but sometimes a bit of prejudice creeps in.  You start to expect twists.  I tend to try and guess them before they happen, knowing they just have to be there.  When I went to watch this movie for this review, I had already seen the movie once years ago... which actually worked in my favor, because it had been so long since I'd seen it, I couldn't tell if my guesses were based on what was in

Grabbers (2012)

Grabbers (2012) NR - A small Irish island is besieged when an alien crashes in the waters off the coast.  It's allergic to alcohol, so their solution?  A lock-in at the pub!

In Ireland's answer to Tremors, Richard Coyle (Prince of Persia) is alcoholic Garda Ciarán O'Shay, temporarily in charge in his tiny hamlet while his boss is on holiday.  Enter temp Garda Lisa Nolan, played by Ruth Bradley (Flyboys).  She's all work, no play, and no-nonsense.  When a local lobsterman finds an unusual creature in one of his traps, they have to find a way to work together and get along.

I want to say this is a cute little monster movie, but wow... there is nothing cute about this monster. Or the scores of drunk people.  When they find out that a