Liv Tyler (Armageddon), Matt Bomer (White Collar), Patrick Wilson (Hard Candy)
Life is like the swinging '70s aboard Space Station 76... a refueling station that is moving (for some unknown reason) through the stars. The arrival of a new, female XO (Tyler) seems to shake things up, and not in a good way.
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Monday, June 29, 2015
The Darkest Hour (2011)
Emile Hirsch (The Motel Life), Olivia Thirlby (The Secret), Max Minghella (The Internship)
Three American and one Australian twenty-something tourists are checking out the Russian nightclub scene when semi-invisible aliens descend on the planet and start vaporizing every human they can find.
With special effects reminiscent of Blade, this is a combination of fish-out-
Three American and one Australian twenty-something tourists are checking out the Russian nightclub scene when semi-invisible aliens descend on the planet and start vaporizing every human they can find.
With special effects reminiscent of Blade, this is a combination of fish-out-
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Much Ado About Nothing (2013)
Amy Acker (Angel), Alexis Denisof (Grimm), Nathan Fillion (Castle)
Joss Whedon's adaptation of the Shakespeare play.
I love it when an adaptation makes Shakespeare more accessible to the general public, and I think this one does... especially because of the acting by Acker and Denisof. Even if you don't understand every phrase, their actions and expressions make the story clear and fun.
Joss worked in some physical comedy, too, and that can't hurt.
If you're familiar with Joss Whedon's previous work, you will see a ton of familiar faces from Buffy, Dollhouse, Firefly, and even Agents of SHIELD. Set in a contemporary setting, but with the traditional language, this is not a good film for crafters, however. Unless you're an English major, seeing their expressions is a must if you want to understand what's going on.
Six laugh out loud moments, particularly during the scenes when the family is trying to match-make Benedick and Beatrice. Otherwise, no counts. I did not attempt to knit during this, even though it's my second viewing, because I enjoy the performances so much, with a few exceptions that can be easily overlooked.
Though some prefer the Kenneth Branagh version, if you enjoy Shakespeare, definitely give this a shot.
Joss Whedon's adaptation of the Shakespeare play.
I love it when an adaptation makes Shakespeare more accessible to the general public, and I think this one does... especially because of the acting by Acker and Denisof. Even if you don't understand every phrase, their actions and expressions make the story clear and fun.
Joss worked in some physical comedy, too, and that can't hurt.
If you're familiar with Joss Whedon's previous work, you will see a ton of familiar faces from Buffy, Dollhouse, Firefly, and even Agents of SHIELD. Set in a contemporary setting, but with the traditional language, this is not a good film for crafters, however. Unless you're an English major, seeing their expressions is a must if you want to understand what's going on.
Six laugh out loud moments, particularly during the scenes when the family is trying to match-make Benedick and Beatrice. Otherwise, no counts. I did not attempt to knit during this, even though it's my second viewing, because I enjoy the performances so much, with a few exceptions that can be easily overlooked.
Though some prefer the Kenneth Branagh version, if you enjoy Shakespeare, definitely give this a shot.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Cat Run (2011) R
Paz Vega (Carmen), Janet McTeer (Songcatcher), Alphonso McAuley (Breaking In), Scott Mechlowicz (Gone)
When an east European hooker finds herself at a party where everyone is killed, she goes on the run with a video-surveillance hard drive that may or may not keep her alive. She steals a car from a pair of would-be detectives, and now everyone is just trying to stay one step ahead of the hired guns who are out for blood.
This movie is a mixed up bag of styles that shouldn't work... but somehow does. I will
When an east European hooker finds herself at a party where everyone is killed, she goes on the run with a video-surveillance hard drive that may or may not keep her alive. She steals a car from a pair of would-be detectives, and now everyone is just trying to stay one step ahead of the hired guns who are out for blood.
This movie is a mixed up bag of styles that shouldn't work... but somehow does. I will
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Sex Tape (2014) R
Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother), Cameron Diaz (Charlie's Angels)
A married couple get a night without the kids, and to celebrate they make a video of themselves having sex. Trouble is they didn't know it would autosynch to the cloud. Now it's out there, and they have to try and get it back before it ruins her career and his life. Cuz if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Okay, you do not want to watch this if the F word is a problem for you. Just don't even
A married couple get a night without the kids, and to celebrate they make a video of themselves having sex. Trouble is they didn't know it would autosynch to the cloud. Now it's out there, and they have to try and get it back before it ruins her career and his life. Cuz if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Okay, you do not want to watch this if the F word is a problem for you. Just don't even
Monday, June 22, 2015
Ted (2012) R
Mila Kunis (Friends With Benefits), Mark Wahlberg (Contraband), Seth MacFarlane (A Million Ways to Die in the West)
What if a young boy's Christmas wish that his teddy bear came to life actually came true? And what would their lives be like twenty-five years later?
I'll be totally honest, I did not want to like this film. I am not a fan of crude
What if a young boy's Christmas wish that his teddy bear came to life actually came true? And what would their lives be like twenty-five years later?
I'll be totally honest, I did not want to like this film. I am not a fan of crude
Thursday, June 18, 2015
The Uninvited (2009) PG-13
Emily Browning (Sucker Punch), David Strathairn (Alphas), Elizabeth Banks (Man On A Ledge), Arielle Kebbel (Daydreamer)
Hospitalized after the death of her ill mother in a house fire, Anna (Browning) returns home to find that her mother's in-home nurse is now dating her father. With no memory of that night, she is haunted by ghostly events and she fears that Rachael (Banks) may have been responsible for the tragedy.
A remake of a Japanese film (A Tale of Two Sisters), I can't help but feel I'm
Hospitalized after the death of her ill mother in a house fire, Anna (Browning) returns home to find that her mother's in-home nurse is now dating her father. With no memory of that night, she is haunted by ghostly events and she fears that Rachael (Banks) may have been responsible for the tragedy.
A remake of a Japanese film (A Tale of Two Sisters), I can't help but feel I'm
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
The Bag Man (2014) R
John Cusack (Identity), Robert DeNiro (Cape Fear), Dominic Purcell (Assault on Wall Street)
A hitman, Jack, (Cusack) is tasked by his boss Dragna (DeNiro) to pick up a bag and deliver it to a motel in the middle of the Louisiana bayou. His instructions? Wait in room thirteen, and don't look in the bag. The problem is the small town local weirdos won't leave him alone...
If you took a sixteen year old off of his Ritalin, got him high on weed, and
A hitman, Jack, (Cusack) is tasked by his boss Dragna (DeNiro) to pick up a bag and deliver it to a motel in the middle of the Louisiana bayou. His instructions? Wait in room thirteen, and don't look in the bag. The problem is the small town local weirdos won't leave him alone...
If you took a sixteen year old off of his Ritalin, got him high on weed, and
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Words and Pictures (2013) PG-13
Clive Owen (Children of Men), Juliette Binoche (Chocolat)
Two teachers at a New England prep school get into a battle over words vs. pictures... but is it really about the arts? Or their hearts?
Drunken poet Jack Marcus (Owen) is a stereotypical writer... published once long ago, but hasn't written a word in years. Dina DelSanto (Binoche) is a celebrated NYC painter who has lost control of her body to rheumatoid
Two teachers at a New England prep school get into a battle over words vs. pictures... but is it really about the arts? Or their hearts?
Drunken poet Jack Marcus (Owen) is a stereotypical writer... published once long ago, but hasn't written a word in years. Dina DelSanto (Binoche) is a celebrated NYC painter who has lost control of her body to rheumatoid
Monday, June 15, 2015
Dead Snow (2009) NR
Eight medical students on break decide to go to a remote cabin far up in the mountains where they discover a hidden cache of Nazi gold. When they agree to keep it for themselves, the soldiers rise from their wintry graves and try to take it back.
This is in Norwegian, but it has English subtitles, so as a crafting movie this will suck unless you can knit without looking at your hands. However, the
This is in Norwegian, but it has English subtitles, so as a crafting movie this will suck unless you can knit without looking at your hands. However, the
Thursday, June 11, 2015
Done the Impossible (2006) TV-PG
Joss Whedon, Adam Baldwin, Alan Tudyk, Jewel Staite, Morena Baccarin, Ron Glass, and a whole mess of Browncoats.
Being a die-hard Browncoat, fan of Firefly, avid participant in the message boards (as Tilandra... hi guys!!) and the write-in campaign, I don't know why it took me so long to watch this documentary. I suppose in a way it was because it's bittersweet... we got our
Being a die-hard Browncoat, fan of Firefly, avid participant in the message boards (as Tilandra... hi guys!!) and the write-in campaign, I don't know why it took me so long to watch this documentary. I suppose in a way it was because it's bittersweet... we got our
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
The Family (2013) R
Robert DeNiro (Stone), Michelle Pfeiffer (The Witches of Eastwick), Tommy Lee Jones (Volcano)
They're on the run from the mob and landed in Normandy. This just goes to show that life in the witness protection program is not without its problems. There are gossipy locals, weird food, and brown water coming from
They're on the run from the mob and landed in Normandy. This just goes to show that life in the witness protection program is not without its problems. There are gossipy locals, weird food, and brown water coming from
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Monday, June 8, 2015
Transcendence (2014) PG-13
Johnny Depp (Dark Shadows), Paul Bettany (Wimbeldon), Morgan Freeman (Lean on Me)
An A.I. researcher uploads his brain as he's dying and creates the first self-aware A.I. presence. His widow and friends wonder though... is it really him, or is the copy dangerously flawed?
Equal parts Brainstorm, Continuum, and Lucy, this movie ended on a
An A.I. researcher uploads his brain as he's dying and creates the first self-aware A.I. presence. His widow and friends wonder though... is it really him, or is the copy dangerously flawed?
Equal parts Brainstorm, Continuum, and Lucy, this movie ended on a
Thursday, June 4, 2015
Europa Report (2013) PG-13
Karolina Wydra (After), Daniel Wu (The Man With The Iron Fists), Christian Camargo (Hurt Locker)
A six-man team of astronauts travel to Jupiter's moon Europa to discover if a pocket of water beneath the ice's surface contains life.
Imagine if you will, watching forty-five minutes of the NASA channel, then a briefly exciting found-footage home movie, more NASA channel, and then finally about twenty minutes of the film "The Abyss". That's what watching this film was like. I nearly dozed off at one point.
A six-man team of astronauts travel to Jupiter's moon Europa to discover if a pocket of water beneath the ice's surface contains life.
Imagine if you will, watching forty-five minutes of the NASA channel, then a briefly exciting found-footage home movie, more NASA channel, and then finally about twenty minutes of the film "The Abyss". That's what watching this film was like. I nearly dozed off at one point.
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Good Luck Chuck (2007) NR
Dane Cook (Employee of the Month), Jessica Alba (Paranoid)
Charlie (Cook), cursed at age 10 by a budding wiccan playing spin the bottle, is the lucky charm that helps every woman he sleeps with find her true love...
Charlie (Cook), cursed at age 10 by a budding wiccan playing spin the bottle, is the lucky charm that helps every woman he sleeps with find her true love...
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Stake Land (2010) R
Nick Damici (Late Phases), Connor Paolo (Favorite Son), Kelly McGillis (Top Gun)
In a dystopian future where vampires have decimated society, a taciturn hunter mentors a young boy through the wastelands of America trying to reach New Eden.
After enjoying Late Phases a lot, I really wanted to love Stake Land. But this wasn't a vampire movie... they were just the excuse for the setting of the
In a dystopian future where vampires have decimated society, a taciturn hunter mentors a young boy through the wastelands of America trying to reach New Eden.
After enjoying Late Phases a lot, I really wanted to love Stake Land. But this wasn't a vampire movie... they were just the excuse for the setting of the
Monday, June 1, 2015
Take Care (2014) NR
Recently hit by a car, Fran (Leslie Bibb, Iron Man) is struggling to take care of herself with only one working arm and one working leg. She finally swallows her pride and calls her ex-boyfriend Devon (Thomas Sadoski, Loser) whom she took care of through his cancer, much to the dismay of his current girlfriend.
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